Tagged: comedy

The Last Straw

I’m missing three weddings in the next 6 months.  Not just any weddings.  These are weddings I actually care about.  I’m not talking about, oh yah I sorta know you, and you’re throwing a big ass wedding so I’m getting an invite, I’m talking about legitimate people who matter to me.  These are all the things I’m missing because I’m deployed.
Continue reading

Advertisements

The Friday Five- Five Signs She’s Bat-Shit Crazy

Rudy’s a bit bogged down so I got this one.

Calling a girl crazy is pretty cliche in this day and age.  Anytime a couple breaks up I always hear, “Dude, she was totally crazy,” or “He was just such an asshole.”  Well, perhaps next Friday will be “Five Signs He’s a Raging Asshat,” but not today…  Today ladies and gentlemen, is dedicated to those ladies with a little bit of Britney Spears in them.  I’m not talking about “Hit Me Baby One More Time” Britney, I’m talking shaved head, barefoot, reverted to trailer trash with a baby in her lap while she drives backwards down the 105 smoking a jay and talking on her iphone Britney.  If any of these below signs apply to you, I am by no means saying you are certainly out of your mind, I’m just saying you should probably go see somebody because there is a 95% chance.


Continue reading