STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO:
Alright, are we good? Hello from the middle of nowhere. It’s Monday, isn’t it? Consistently working through weekends really kills my concept of “Monday.” But to the majority of you reading this, today is the first day of a new work week. There’s a lot to- okay seriously can we talk about how cute that video was? The part when the dolphin was swimming in circles around the dog and she was just rotating in place was awesome. And when she wore the life vest? Or how about when she jumped in? Or the nap at the end? Even when the dolphins swam through the wave. Any part with the dog really. Or Dolphins. Really actually that whole video was the best part of the video.
Okay I got a little sidetracked there. Anyway, yet more things happened last week that you probably missed because you’re busy at your job daydreaming about taking your dog to swim with dolphins. But that’s why I’m here and have a whole new Plethora of Links™ that you may or may not find interesting. Of course you should find them interesting unless you’re a god damn philistine.
How to visualize the U.S. Debt. It’s… a lot.
Woman falls down 15-foot shaft while showering. Enjoy your morning routine tomorrow.
Incoming shark news
That’s it for sharks this week
Google bought travel guide company Frommer’s. I eagerly await their new service that will plan your vacation out for you based on your search history.
I’ll let the article’s title do the explaining: UF scientists find state record 87 eggs in largest python from Everglades.
Mississippi defends Fattest State title. Way to be, Magnolia State.
Even Marilyn Monroe has a sex tape? Are you fucking kidding me? (note to all you reading at work, this is a CBS link)
Calvin & Hobbes Gifs. This one’s for you, McCannon.
Stop bragging on Facebook about how great you are and everything you do is the best. Everyone is the greatest and does the best things.
Stealing weed because it smells good? Yeah. Okay.
Anti-Semite learns he’s Jewish. Irony, thy name is bigotry.
No videos this week as I’m in the middle of nowhere and my frustration with the barely-there internet is peaking. Just go watch the dog swimming with dolphins a couple more times. And maybe you’ll actually read an article this week. I know you just skim the headline and go straight to the videos.
I promise I’ll make it up to you next week.