Yours truly was busy in the middle of nowhere last week and was going through internet withdrawl, but I still managed to find some things you probably didn’t know about.
Here’s what you missed:
Archaeologists find 1,000-year old tea near St. Louis estimated to be six times as strong as coffee. Drinking it induced sweating and drinking too much caused vomiting.
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Stressed men like bigger butts. Who knew Sir Mix-A-Lot was just making a cry for help?
Pupil dilation reveals sexual orientation. I recently had an optometrist tell me my pupils were huge all the time. Uhh.
Two-time Fastest Texter in America wins $50,000. Are you surprised it’s a teenager?
TSA racially profiles. You don’t say…
Here’s the moving pictures this week:
Maniacal movie laughs.
Hilarious Aston Martin review on CNet.
Louis CK – Apologize
Yo yo in space
Father modifies son’s power wheels car to go up to 66 mph.
And your weekly Simpsons video is:
Moon Pie… what a time to be alive.