In Case You Missed It: Johan the Man, Romney Loses 60million, Hosni is Hated, and Really With the Flesh Eating Bacteria?


How exactly does it feel to have so much money that you aren’t even sure if you have $190 million or $250 million?  Apparently pretty damn good.  Romney’s Presidential hopes are directly tied to his portrayal of Obama as a poor curator of the American economy, something that was bolstered by the fact that job growth was anemic last month.  It’s perverse that Republican strategists probably cheer every time a person files for unemployment or a home is foreclosed.


Mohammed Hosni Mubarak was sentenced to life in prison.  This wasn’t enough for thousands of protestors who were furious that he was not given the death penalty.  People protesting in mass that you should not be allowed to live is further proof that nobody likes a dictator, no matter how cool of shades he’s always wearing.  Fellow dictator and most likely the only person in the Mid East more hated than Mubarak, President Assad, took a break from writing love letters, to assure the sympathetic world that he was in fact doing his people a favor by massacring them.  He stated that, “not even monsters'” would carry out Syria Houla massacre, but then followed it up with Dexteresque explanations like this, “When a surgeon in an operating room … cuts and cleans and amputates, and the wound bleeds, do we say to him, ‘Your hands are stained with blood?’ Or do we thank him for saving the patient?” Bashar, quick note about trying not to look like a monster, try not to compare killing civilians to doing life saving surgery…  Just saying.


This happened.


The British held their Diamond Jubilee party.  Which proved that the word flotilla is still in use ( who knew?) and that Queen Elizabeth will literally live forever because she is possessed by the devil.  Oh, and Pipa remains the hotter of the Middleton sisters.


I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…  Flesh eating bacteria is real WTF?


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